Internet Dating FAIL

While I have canceled my subscription to match.com, I'm paid through the end of the month... thank goodness for that, otherwise I would have missed this GEM!

(names,locations, and other personal information changed... poor guy) However.. I did leave all the formatting, misspelled words, and commas... this kinda shit can't be faked

From: Bob

To: Ginger

Date received: August 19, 2009

Subject: (none)

Dear g/r
Hi , I did find your profile from Internet, and then after reading it , I decided to write you, My name is: Bob , i wish to meet you if that is ok with you,, I am working as president/owner of a service company , in xxxxxx ,I have large ,two storey luxury Townhouse , in a good ,and safe area of west xxxxxx , it is overlooking , a heavily wooded ravin , and also is close to a very large shopping mall , I am 5'11" with my shoes, and clothes on , , and weight 185 lbs with my shoes ,and clothes on , I am caucasian , light skin, dark hairs , do not drink or smoke , no drugs ,or tatoos ,or metal rings thru any part of my body, I am always respectful toward others , especially , toward my subordinates ,and females , I attend local Baptist church , I usually do not get mad easily , and easy to get along with , who likes to pet angry Rothwilder ?, and most of times I am a good natured person , I do beleive that I am one of the nicest guys that God has ever made , , , I usually hold no grudge against anyone , have no criminal conviction , I go in, and out easy , I am in good health , exercise regularly , I have pet rabbit , with white pelt, my Hobbies are reading , Tv (national geography ,and discovery ,and History channels are my favorites), Jogging , listening to Rush Limbaugh , and Michael Savage ( .ultra conservitive), eating out , do it your self projects , traveling , ,my office no. is 555-555-1111 .or 555-123-4567 , , , call or e mail me with your ph. no., my e mail is : xxxx@talkmatch.com , Email me your E mail address ,and i will send you picture of my house, - I am single and looking,, no children,but do love children , a child is a man,s imprint on the universe and make him to be extended beyond the grave,, I do want , and wish to meet you ,if you also want to visit me and ,my place ,and xxxxx I can arrange your visit , and if you prefer I can fly out to see you , during your visit i plan to take you and show you around the xxxxx , this would be a discovery visit for you , no disrespectful intentions intendend, to see if you like to live here or not, , you may just meet at airport only if you wish , for the visit To xxxxx , , , , also there are lots of schools , tech school , universities in this area that , if you wish, you may continue your schooling, or if you wish to get job locally , unemployment rate in this Area is 3.8% one of the lowest one in USA , ,i will help you on that too ,more photos is avilable if you send me an e mail i can e mail that to you ,very fast.
write back :
cordially
Bob 555-123-4567