I'm excited and proud to announce my 2009 Fantasy Football Team!!!
I am on an all girls league, we had our draft last night... while they stole most of the packers from me I still managed to get a large green and gold showing.
First Team
QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB:Thomas Jones
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Roddy White
RB/WR: Willie Parker
TE: Jermichael Finley
D: GB Packers (what 12 turnovers in 3 preseason games.. don't mind if I do!)
K: Ryan Longwell
Bench!
QB: Eli Manning
QB: Joe Flacco (it was taking an average RB or a good QB... eff it!)
WR: Lee Evans
WR: Torry Holt
RB: Donald Brown
TE: Dustin Keller
D: Tennessee Titans
Get ready for Team Ginger domination!
Aug 31, 2009
Aug 27, 2009
Ginger Snap of the Day
Grammatically Correct
Below ensues an intense Gchat conversation between me and my bestie, regarding our love for grammar:
Christina: whose
Below ensues an intense Gchat conversation between me and my bestie, regarding our love for grammar:
Christina: ya my friend ned and his friend nick who's dad's yacht it is who is taking us on labor day
Christina: whose
(gotta love my ocd on my own grammar correction)
me: no
me: no
who is, is write... right
hahahaha
Christina: hahahaha
me: whose is like belonging
Christina: no it's not...
Christina: friend nick who's dad's yacht
me: NO thats wrong
Christina: nick, whose dad's yacht.
Christina: that's right ha, so ur saying i was correct the first time i wrote this "friend nick who's dad's yacht"
me: ohhh
Christina: and i think it should be whose
me: i was looking at the who is later in the sentance
Communication FAIL... Oh SNAP
Communication FAIL... Oh SNAP
Aug 26, 2009
Ginger Snap of the Day
So sorry for the delay! If only San Francisco didn't have so many fabulous things to do, I would have more time to sit on my computer and write!
In my household, the magic 8 ball is a thing of the past. If my roommates and I need to know what to do, we ask Napoleon Dynamite. Click HERE to see what I'm talking about. Our friendly figurine lets us know not only what he thinks we should do, but his opinion on matters that range from politics to fashion. He doesn't always have much to say, and "Tina you fat lard, eat the FOOD" doesn't always translate to fashion statements.
Recently however, Napoleon has been so spot on, it's getting a lil creepy. Last night my roomie and I were talking about 3 somes... Just a general girls talk, typical stuff... If we would do it, would it be 2 guys or 2 girls.. etc.
So then the question arises, what does Napoleon think of 3 somes??
to which he replied, "GROSSSSS!"
In my household, the magic 8 ball is a thing of the past. If my roommates and I need to know what to do, we ask Napoleon Dynamite. Click HERE to see what I'm talking about. Our friendly figurine lets us know not only what he thinks we should do, but his opinion on matters that range from politics to fashion. He doesn't always have much to say, and "Tina you fat lard, eat the FOOD" doesn't always translate to fashion statements.
Recently however, Napoleon has been so spot on, it's getting a lil creepy. Last night my roomie and I were talking about 3 somes... Just a general girls talk, typical stuff... If we would do it, would it be 2 guys or 2 girls.. etc.
So then the question arises, what does Napoleon think of 3 somes??
to which he replied, "GROSSSSS!"
Aug 20, 2009
Internet Dating FAIL
While I have canceled my subscription to match.com, I'm paid through the end of the month... thank goodness for that, otherwise I would have missed this GEM!
(names,locations, and other personal information changed... poor guy) However.. I did leave all the formatting, misspelled words, and commas... this kinda shit can't be faked
Dear g/r
Hi , I did find your profile from Internet, and then after reading it , I decided to write you, My name is: Bob , i wish to meet you if that is ok with you,, I am working as president/owner of a service company , in xxxxxx ,I have large ,two storey luxury Townhouse , in a good ,and safe area of west xxxxxx , it is overlooking , a heavily wooded ravin , and also is close to a very large shopping mall , I am 5'11" with my shoes, and clothes on , , and weight 185 lbs with my shoes ,and clothes on , I am caucasian , light skin, dark hairs , do not drink or smoke , no drugs ,or tatoos ,or metal rings thru any part of my body, I am always respectful toward others , especially , toward my subordinates ,and females , I attend local Baptist church , I usually do not get mad easily , and easy to get along with , who likes to pet angry Rothwilder ?, and most of times I am a good natured person , I do beleive that I am one of the nicest guys that God has ever made , , , I usually hold no grudge against anyone , have no criminal conviction , I go in, and out easy , I am in good health , exercise regularly , I have pet rabbit , with white pelt, my Hobbies are reading , Tv (national geography ,and discovery ,and History channels are my favorites), Jogging , listening to Rush Limbaugh , and Michael Savage ( .ultra conservitive), eating out , do it your self projects , traveling , ,my office no. is 555-555-1111 .or 555-123-4567 , , , call or e mail me with your ph. no., my e mail is : xxxx@talkmatch.com , Email me your E mail address ,and i will send you picture of my house, - I am single and looking,, no children,but do love children , a child is a man,s imprint on the universe and make him to be extended beyond the grave,, I do want , and wish to meet you ,if you also want to visit me and ,my place ,and xxxxx I can arrange your visit , and if you prefer I can fly out to see you , during your visit i plan to take you and show you around the xxxxx , this would be a discovery visit for you , no disrespectful intentions intendend, to see if you like to live here or not, , you may just meet at airport only if you wish , for the visit To xxxxx , , , , also there are lots of schools , tech school , universities in this area that , if you wish, you may continue your schooling, or if you wish to get job locally , unemployment rate in this Area is 3.8% one of the lowest one in USA , ,i will help you on that too ,more photos is avilable if you send me an e mail i can e mail that to you ,very fast.
write back :
cordially
Bob 555-123-4567
(names,locations, and other personal information changed... poor guy) However.. I did leave all the formatting, misspelled words, and commas... this kinda shit can't be faked
| From: Bob |
| To: Ginger |
| Date received: August 19, 2009 |
| Subject: (none) |
Hi , I did find your profile from Internet, and then after reading it , I decided to write you, My name is: Bob , i wish to meet you if that is ok with you,, I am working as president/owner of a service company , in xxxxxx ,I have large ,two storey luxury Townhouse , in a good ,and safe area of west xxxxxx , it is overlooking , a heavily wooded ravin , and also is close to a very large shopping mall , I am 5'11" with my shoes, and clothes on , , and weight 185 lbs with my shoes ,and clothes on , I am caucasian , light skin, dark hairs , do not drink or smoke , no drugs ,or tatoos ,or metal rings thru any part of my body, I am always respectful toward others , especially , toward my subordinates ,and females , I attend local Baptist church , I usually do not get mad easily , and easy to get along with , who likes to pet angry Rothwilder ?, and most of times I am a good natured person , I do beleive that I am one of the nicest guys that God has ever made , , , I usually hold no grudge against anyone , have no criminal conviction , I go in, and out easy , I am in good health , exercise regularly , I have pet rabbit , with white pelt, my Hobbies are reading , Tv (national geography ,and discovery ,and History channels are my favorites), Jogging , listening to Rush Limbaugh , and Michael Savage ( .ultra conservitive), eating out , do it your self projects , traveling , ,my office no. is 555-555-1111 .or 555-123-4567 , , , call or e mail me with your ph. no., my e mail is : xxxx@talkmatch.com , Email me your E mail address ,and i will send you picture of my house, - I am single and looking,, no children,but do love children , a child is a man,s imprint on the universe and make him to be extended beyond the grave,, I do want , and wish to meet you ,if you also want to visit me and ,my place ,and xxxxx I can arrange your visit , and if you prefer I can fly out to see you , during your visit i plan to take you and show you around the xxxxx , this would be a discovery visit for you , no disrespectful intentions intendend, to see if you like to live here or not, , you may just meet at airport only if you wish , for the visit To xxxxx , , , , also there are lots of schools , tech school , universities in this area that , if you wish, you may continue your schooling, or if you wish to get job locally , unemployment rate in this Area is 3.8% one of the lowest one in USA , ,i will help you on that too ,more photos is avilable if you send me an e mail i can e mail that to you ,very fast.
write back :
cordially
Bob 555-123-4567
Aug 19, 2009
Ginger Snap of the Day
Throwback Wednesday!
When I was an adolescent my father was very strict on what kind of music I could listen to, in grade school he caught me with a TLC tape (Crazy, Sexy, Cool) and followed up with a mixed tape of his own. It included such bands as Kings X (don't know them? shame on you click here), Bush, Chemical Brothers. Today I thank my dad for his musical selections...
I can remember listening to a certain song that had a man singing the vocals, "I could never be your woman." As an adolescent I thought, well of course he could never be his or her woman. The person singing is a man. My imagination would run wild, does this person think the singer is a woman? Does the singer dress in drag?
To this day I have been perplexed by not only the meaning of the song, but the artist. Great Ginger, you say, but why is this coming up today??!!
Well.. today while jamming out to the Girl Talk station on Pandora, I almost deleted my employers website out of excitement when the song came on. I have never been able to find the song, or hear it again, but can always get it stuck in my head even 13 years later. "OOOH I can never be yourrr woman!"
For the last 13 years I assumed this song was by the Chemical Brothers... only to look at my phone and see the words "White Town" under band name...
WHO THE EFF IS WHITE TOWN?!
...This Ginger now admits her musical fail, and her love for a one hit wonder...
Check out the video here!
When I was an adolescent my father was very strict on what kind of music I could listen to, in grade school he caught me with a TLC tape (Crazy, Sexy, Cool) and followed up with a mixed tape of his own. It included such bands as Kings X (don't know them? shame on you click here), Bush, Chemical Brothers. Today I thank my dad for his musical selections...
I can remember listening to a certain song that had a man singing the vocals, "I could never be your woman." As an adolescent I thought, well of course he could never be his or her woman. The person singing is a man. My imagination would run wild, does this person think the singer is a woman? Does the singer dress in drag?
To this day I have been perplexed by not only the meaning of the song, but the artist. Great Ginger, you say, but why is this coming up today??!!
Well.. today while jamming out to the Girl Talk station on Pandora, I almost deleted my employers website out of excitement when the song came on. I have never been able to find the song, or hear it again, but can always get it stuck in my head even 13 years later. "OOOH I can never be yourrr woman!"
For the last 13 years I assumed this song was by the Chemical Brothers... only to look at my phone and see the words "White Town" under band name...
WHO THE EFF IS WHITE TOWN?!
...This Ginger now admits her musical fail, and her love for a one hit wonder...
Check out the video here!
Aug 18, 2009
Ginger Snap of the Day
FOOTBALL TUESDAY
I don't want to give Benedict Brett anymore media time, but as a Wisconsin native.. I had to say something.
For those of you live under a rock Brett Favre just signed with the VIKINGS (click here)
A little Benedict Brett (<-- click that shit) History:
I don't want to give Benedict Brett anymore media time, but as a Wisconsin native.. I had to say something.
For those of you live under a rock Brett Favre just signed with the VIKINGS (click here)
A little Benedict Brett (<-- click that shit) History:
1. retired from the Green Bay Packers (cried, held conferences, cried, fans cried, etc)
2. whine, changes mind, said HEY I still want to play
3. whine, and sign with the Jets
4. whine, retire again
5. whine, decides to come back.. to who? it's still up in the air, but maybe MN
6. whine, decides to stay retired
7. whine, secret flight to MN... signs with... THE VIKINGS
17 years as Green Bay Packer, 17 years of a HUGE rivalry between the Packers and the Vikings... This would be more of a kick in the balls to fans if we didn't have Aaron Rodgers :) finally... I have to shout out to Ashton Kutcher for laying it all out there, be careful guys.. he is FURIOUS (CLICK FOR A FURIOUS ASHTON)
OH SNAP!
OH SNAP!
THANK YOU
Shout out to Taylor Mathis Photography -- check him out at taylormathisphotography.blogspot.com -- for the help with my banner... the pic is great!
MORE TO COME READERS :)
MORE TO COME READERS :)
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