Ginger Snap of the Day

Today I find myself relating to the late comedian, Mitch Hedberg...

Mitch:
I got a “Do-Not-Disturb” sign on my hotel door. It says “Do Not Disturb”; it’s time we go with “Don’t Disturb”. It’s been “Do Not” for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. “Don’t disturb”; “Do Not” psyches you out. “Do”: “Alright, I get to disturb this guy”. “Not”: “Shit! I need to read faster!”

Me:
There is a sign on the fridge at work that says there is a Cheesecake waiting for people to consume it. "Cheesecake in pie pan, help yourself" I see the big word Cheesecake and get all excited, that is until the smaller font catches my eyes, "Sugarless"

That's right.. SUGARLESS CHEESECAKE... who in their right mind would do such a thing?

Snack time FAIL.. Oh SNAP!